giggle:

cartel:

giggle:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

4 hours ago // 52,074 notes

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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